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Monday, February 15, 2016
Husband-Wife in IT Language [Humour]
A woman writes to the IT Technical Support Guy:
Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance. This is particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0! In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled another Valuable program, Romance 9.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1 What can I do?
Tech Support Reply:
Dear Madam, First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command "ithoughtyoulovedme.html" and try to download Tears 6.2, then only it will automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 , Beer 6.1 or Whisky 6.8 and also don't disturb the original package of Husband 1.0 Otherwise new virus Girlfriend 2.5 will automatically be downloaded into your system. So please be careful! In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. We recommend Cooking 3.0.
Good Luck Madam !
Wednesday, January 20, 2016
WhatsApp is Now Completely Free and More Useful...
Yes, its true WhatsApp is now going to serve their service for
absolutely free with lifetime validty and making it more useful while still not selling y third-party ads or spams.
Here's what they said on their blog:
"Nearly a billion
people around the world today rely on WhatsApp to stay in touch with
their friends and family. From a new dad in Indonesia sharing photos
with his family, to a student in Spain checking in with her friends
back home, to a doctor in Brazil keeping in touch with her patients,
people rely on WhatsApp to be fast, simple and reliable.
That's why we're happy to announce that WhatsApp will no longer charge
subscription fees. For many years, we've asked some people to pay a
fee for using WhatsApp after their first year. As we've grown, we've
found that this approach hasn't worked well. Many WhatsApp users don't
have a debit or credit card number and they worried they'd lose access
to their friends and family after their first year.
So over the next
several weeks, we'll remove fees from the different versions of our
app and WhatsApp will no longer charge you for our service.
Naturally, people might wonder how we plan to keep WhatsApp running
without subscription fees and if today's announcement means we're
introducing third-party ads. The answer is no.
Starting this year, we
will test tools that allow you to use WhatsApp to communicate with
businesses and organizations that you want to hear from. That could mean
communicating with your bank about whether a recent transaction was
fraudulent, or with an airline about a delayed flight. We all get
these messages elsewhere today – through text messages and phone calls
– so we want to test new tools to make this easier to do on WhatsApp,
while still giving you an experience without third-party ads and spam.
We hope you enjoy what's coming to WhatsApp, and we look forward to
your feedback."
Read it in their official blog: https://blog.whatsapp.com/615/Making-WhatsApp-free-and-more-useful